[Shihmale]

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Anaconda Attack

The following is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case an anaconda attacks you.

1. If you are attacked by an anaconda do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another.

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic.

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet and always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic.

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

just rememeber these steps and you'll be sweet

[MsPingu]

wow.. amazing.

but even if there's an anaconda near me and i have a super sharp knife with me, i still wouldn't do that 'cause i would be too scared about the timing of when would i rip the snake's mouth.

[stephanie_bep]

"The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time."

lmfao, i'd died from shock by then

[johnny noh]

what an amazing survival tip, this is just what i needed to get through my daily schedule.

[Shihmale]

yes, its very essential for life

[Wootae.luv]

i'll need this when i go to school in monday
(i always feel like it happens )

[lammy]

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9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

knives are banned in my school

[diancaRAWRmel]

*clap* *clap* *clap*

[Selly]

where's the "don't have a cardiac arrest" instruction?

[lammy]

Selly, on 04 September 2010 - 09:10 PM, said:

where's the "don't have a cardiac arrest" instruction?

+1

[mandu_cheeks.]

Shouldn't 9 and 10 be first, though?

What are you gonna do if you don't have a knife?
Use a chopstick?